Jersey City Crop Dusters
Contender🔥Mike Donnelly
Taylor, Gibbs and a $2.0M Ja'Marr Chase — and still $13.0M to spend at the auction. That's not a keeper list, that's a heist.
"Best roster, biggest wallet."
Florida Finatics
Contender🔥Joe Borell
Mini-cap to the dollar at $10.5M, Justin Jefferson at $1.1M, and two first-round picks in hand. The hurricane warning is real.
"Maxed out and still holding picks."
Boston Alliance
Contender📈Justin Callow
Nine keepers, $13.0M of room, and a running back room five deep. Justin can buy whatever the board gives him.
"Wicked deep, wicked liquid."
Philadelphia Phreaks
In The Mix📈Joe Christiano
Hurts tagged, four starting-caliber receivers, and picks at 1.06 and 1.09. Quietly one of the better-built rosters in the league.
"Boo birds have nothing to boo."
Louisville Lightning
In The Mix👀Dominic DiYanni
Bijan at $5.0M is the one franchise tag nobody argues with. Nine picks to rebuild everything around him.
"One star, nine lottery tickets."
Toledo Terriers
In The Mix👀Mike & Ron Klepacky
Henry, Barkley, St. Brown, Bowers, and Nabers at $0.3M. Old, loaded, and liquid — the window is open right now.
"Win-now or bust."
Montclair Heights Moonwalkers
Wild Card📈John Perez
Jeanty and Hall behind a $5.0M Lawrence. Balanced, quietly dangerous, and the commissioner will never let you forget it.
"Backwards glide, forward roster."
Newark Immigrants
Wild Card👀John Pappa Perez
Allen tagged, Burrow kept at $1.3M. Two franchise quarterbacks, one lineup slot — somebody's getting traded.
"Trade bait with a pulse."
West Hartford Wolverines
Wild Card📉Pat Gabriele
Eleven keepers and real depth, but no first-round pick and the weakest $5.0M tag on the board. Depth without a ceiling.
"Lots of bodies, no headliner."
Alaska Lookouts
Rebuild❄️Mike Gabriele
Thirteen names, none over $2.3M, and a fully stocked dev squad. Pure volume bet — one of these kids has to hit.
"Built for the long winter."
Chicago Icemen
Rebuild❄️Bryan Perez
$18.1M committed, $6.9M free, and no first-rounder. This is a 2027 roster wearing a 2026 jersey.
"Cold now, colder for opponents later."
Maine Machine
Tank Watch📉Jared Luciani
Paid $5.0M for Herbert the same week eighteen quarterbacks hit the auction block. The Machine needs a new mechanic.
"Some assembly required."
Disclaimer
These rankings are wildly unscientific, generated mostly off vibes and 2026 cap totals. Every team is 0-0. Every team thinks they're a Contender. Both can't be true. Talk to your commissioner if you feel personally attacked.